Forever Young
4hoy:

me

4hoy:

me

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
impulsivetyper:

coffeemustache:

kawaii-rapist:

I’m always going to reblog this. I don’t even care.

^^^

oh my goodness that face!

impulsivetyper:

coffeemustache:

kawaii-rapist:

I’m always going to reblog this. I don’t even care.

^^^

oh my goodness that face!

dasoravida:

LOL
flyingscotsman:

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zackisontumblr:

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rh1tard:

these are so funny omfg

rh1tard:

these are so funny omfg